I had an attitude adjustment today. I had one of "those" rides. You know what I mean? Sunny. 68 degrees. Breathing exercises. Belly not hanging too far down. Smile greased across my face. Feet .... no pain at all. Ass grapes .... that's another story: they are ripe, hanging, and juicy as all hell right now. My anus aches. Chamois Chardonnay I tell you. Stop! Not like that you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak. You seriously do not want to be drinking this shit. I mean that. Anyhow, had a great ride today and plan on hitting up the road for the next 3 days with some authority. So suck my ass grapes. Come ride with me. And if you see me out there and you do not wave I will call you out.
Out!
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