Yoyoyoyoyo, just added one of my novels for your reading pleasure here: Behind Bars By Me Pony up and drop 99cents on this sucker and pop it into your reader so I can become a paid writer. Seriously, you will laugh your ass off. It is a fictionalized version of my decade as a bartender. There is some good shit in there. I know. I lived it . . . well, a fictionalized version anyway. Wink. Wink. So help a brother out. I know you have wasted a buck on worse shit that this. Fuck, I have. Peace. And buy my eBook.